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Barg the CopBarg had manage to land himself a job doing police work. Mostly parking tickets, however he had the privilege of being able o arrest anyone he caught breaking any kind of law. Barg seemed to be taking his position too seriously, the police cheif called him in for a quick review of his work. "Barg we need to talk, you've arrested every single superhero in the city, crime rate is up 60%" "But they all broke the law!" "And how did superman break the law?" "He flew in a no fly zone!" "To save a cat!" "To save a cat boohoo!" mimicked Barg.Barg the Cop
The officer looked at him, growled and continued to query hi
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Barg the AstronautOne fine day Barg was walking along the road off to get some milk at the convenience store which was owned by old man Smitcherwibbort. Old man S. (for short) was a very strange man, he insisted on sorting everything thing in his shop by floor. Unfortunately for Barg milk happened to be on the 167,038,286th floor, and the elevator was down that day so he was going to have to walk.Barg the Astronaut
So up Barg went floor by floor, days with out stop. Eventually he stumbled upon Joe who was also in the store picking up some chocolate syrup. And so they both walked up until they finally had to grab oxygen tanks. After much more walking and crying and
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Barg the Ninja 2Barg the Ninja 2 By Christopher SimmonsBarg the Ninja 2
As Barg walked down the windy road he couldn't get over how humid it was out that day. Barg grabbe a cup out of his backpack and waved it through the air. It was halfway full with water when he brought it up to his face for a drink. It was very humid out.
The water didn't seem rather refreshing, and actually the more he drank the more thirsty he became. Again and again he swished and took a small drink. One last time he took a swish and pulled the cup up to his lips but he soon realized the cup was empty. He let out a quick confused sound and again swished the cup through
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Alchem the Alchemist 5For the next few moments we'll be following Alchem again; after all, the story is called Alchem the Alchemist, and although Alchem knows little about alchemy for the moment, the name still implies it's about Alchem. And so Alchem, walked along the woods, enjoying the privilege of his new arm, and listening to more tree chatter. His legs walked themselves, and conserved much energy. He watched leaves crumble under is feet as he stepped through the dark paths. Eventually he lit his finger, energy mass finger, and fire for light. But something didn't sit right with him, he felt, cold, almost as if his body stopped generating heat, air grew thickAlchem the Alchemist 5
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